The AM (aka Nun Panda/Billy Elliot/Tink/MacFuck) called me in a panic yesterday. Says he cant get access on to the MURTH blog as a contributor. ICE PICK is overseas so he won't get a password until ICE PICK is back from his Alpine Skiing trip.
So AM - nows the time for me to burn your arse!!
* Cos I know you are gonna be militant once you get a blog password.
I know you posted your MURTHUMENTARY vimeo links on all your friends, your girlfriends and your Dad's friends facebook walls. I was leading the ratings (I think based on my popularity and devastating good looks) - but I see you're out in front. And you should be, because your part is mental. Or maybe it's because you look like Jereme Rogers??? Either way, you are still the AM and I don't know how your super hot girlfriend is still dating your ugly mugg?! Yes - you are the AM - never forget that. You aren't old enough to go to the casino - you still hit the teddy bear slot machines outside the Pie Shop. Maybe it's your tats? Maybe it's cos you actually can skate. I dunno. All I know that you are stilll the AM. It's always good to remind myself...
So AM...start your stretches - TRIPPLE D and I are gonna have you working like a pack mule this weekend. And then we gonna take you skating and teach you some more tricks.
PEAS
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