After a long time in the bush we hacked our way out and we're back in the saddle - Boom

Go to www.reprobait.com to check out a bunch of clips on the building of the MURTH ramp.

it's MURTH time

GVB got a hook up for a permission pool. Deep end only, but has potential.

You look so young and handsome!

The GOAT recently shed all his locks here's a tribute photo to the long haired days.

This is What happens...

Back in the Day when the Battles Raged

These were good times...Brett and Dave circa '76

source: yayo

Bunny Chow with Handsome Dan

In case you dont know Handsome Dan...he is the honourary Murth ladies man. The actual Murth members couldnt spade a chick in a brothel, so we need Handsome Dan to represent for us with the fairer sex. He is a cameraman, citizen of the world and a top notch panty dropper.

I am considering starting a reality TV program on his life. Which would be kinda cool and revolutionary because it would be a filmer filming a filmer. Whilst smashing a bunny chow at the House of Curries on Florida road, Handsome Dan tells me he heads back to CT tonight, then to Zanzibar for a Sports Illustrated swimwear shoot, back to CT, then over to Ibiza to do a documentary on the party scene there (with his buddy and fellow Wolf Pack member Dom from Goldfish), then to Australia for a surf event and then Tahiti for another surf event.

Just when I thought I was choking on envy (just some sambals), this girls walks up to him at the curry bar and gives him a napkin with her number on it. She says "you're cute...call me!"

Seriously. Viva la Handsome.

Neptune Scout Badge - Tick.

While the GOAT was surfing the seven sea's i was filming fishing in Mozambique different oceans but i reckon we clocked up a 1000 odd hours of boat time. And no one puked thats how you get your neptune badge for your scout pancho.

Brett Shaw Interview

Go get the new Session. Brett Shaw will bend your mind with his trickery! Big ups to Pablo - the man is a master of his craft.



Session Issue 44 for R34.95 in stores now! What a bargain!

He is WOK

I am back from the Mentawais. I took Surf with Murth to new levels. Why no new posts? Murth holmies be idling. On my travels I met Wok-A-Jun-Jun.
The man is a fashion icon, spiritual leader, social aristocrat, B-list celebrity and prolific blogger. He is an inspiration for bloggers around the world. Go to iamwok.com

There's gonna be loads of photos from my trip. So hang on tight.

Dear Dave

Hi Dave - My saw wont saw my drill wont drill and my hammer wont hammer. I've gone onto a lot of forums and phoned the help line 0800 TRIPPLED. But my nails wont nail my scews wont screw and my level wont level - Help.

P.S do you really have an 8 pack? i heard that through the grape vine.

Dear Dave

Dear Dave

Goat here. How are you?

Thanks for your advice in the last issue of DIY Ramps MotherFucker (vol 3, issue #6). I thoroughly enjoyed your proposition on cross-beam construction as apposed to taking short-cuts with the cross beams(which so many other ramp builder do!).

My question this month is on a more personal matter. Is it, or is it not, OKAY to give middle aged ladies (possibly moms) sweaty hugs after demo-ing a mini ramp in small coastal towns?

I would appreciate any advice on the matter.

Regards,
Goat

LL Cool GOAT

I remembered this little gem of when the GOAT tried to launch his rapping career, let's just say the Ladies Love a Cool GOAT...

Kalvyn N Dave (Chip N Dale)

Kalvyn and Dave have started a Chippendale Agency. Get hold of them for your next Hen's Party...

The inflatable party GOAT

As we can see from the packaging, the inflatable goat was quite a looker, and to the young GOAT, she was a queen.

You see, many say the young GOAT peaked too early and he lost his horns when he was a mere 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours old. His braces didn't help him with the ladies through his teenage years, but lessons learned did, however, help him to become the fine pedigree GOAT we know today.

Obviously Billy's Goat got the rough end of the stick and she is no longer able to handle the GOATS party tricks. So this is a tribute to the GOAT's first love, may she rest in pieces.

















Young Goat sure was a looker...

often goat and his chick go for walks on the beach or at a park.. here , the paparazzi has caught a glimpse of goat and his illicit side line lover ,( michele powell) , in the park sharing a romantic moment while the chatsworth chommies are grinding and shnogging in the corner keeping a look out....durban days of our lives

the picture on the left are a pair of DISCO HOOF HEELS that were found outside origins over the weekend with PAT DUFF branded underneathe.... these are a limited pair of shoes that are only awarded to a goat who takes it up the anoosh pipe from MR TUMNUS himself !!! yes , our recently joined blogger !!