it's MURTH time

GVB got a hook up for a permission pool. Deep end only, but has potential.

You look so young and handsome!

The GOAT recently shed all his locks here's a tribute photo to the long haired days.

This is What happens...

Back in the Day when the Battles Raged

These were good times...Brett and Dave circa '76

source: yayo

Bunny Chow with Handsome Dan

In case you dont know Handsome Dan...he is the honourary Murth ladies man. The actual Murth members couldnt spade a chick in a brothel, so we need Handsome Dan to represent for us with the fairer sex. He is a cameraman, citizen of the world and a top notch panty dropper.

I am considering starting a reality TV program on his life. Which would be kinda cool and revolutionary because it would be a filmer filming a filmer. Whilst smashing a bunny chow at the House of Curries on Florida road, Handsome Dan tells me he heads back to CT tonight, then to Zanzibar for a Sports Illustrated swimwear shoot, back to CT, then over to Ibiza to do a documentary on the party scene there (with his buddy and fellow Wolf Pack member Dom from Goldfish), then to Australia for a surf event and then Tahiti for another surf event.

Just when I thought I was choking on envy (just some sambals), this girls walks up to him at the curry bar and gives him a napkin with her number on it. She says "you're cute...call me!"

Seriously. Viva la Handsome.

Neptune Scout Badge - Tick.

While the GOAT was surfing the seven sea's i was filming fishing in Mozambique different oceans but i reckon we clocked up a 1000 odd hours of boat time. And no one puked thats how you get your neptune badge for your scout pancho.

Brett Shaw Interview

Go get the new Session. Brett Shaw will bend your mind with his trickery! Big ups to Pablo - the man is a master of his craft.



Session Issue 44 for R34.95 in stores now! What a bargain!

He is WOK

I am back from the Mentawais. I took Surf with Murth to new levels. Why no new posts? Murth holmies be idling. On my travels I met Wok-A-Jun-Jun.
The man is a fashion icon, spiritual leader, social aristocrat, B-list celebrity and prolific blogger. He is an inspiration for bloggers around the world. Go to iamwok.com

There's gonna be loads of photos from my trip. So hang on tight.

Dear Dave

Hi Dave - My saw wont saw my drill wont drill and my hammer wont hammer. I've gone onto a lot of forums and phoned the help line 0800 TRIPPLED. But my nails wont nail my scews wont screw and my level wont level - Help.

P.S do you really have an 8 pack? i heard that through the grape vine.

Dear Dave

Dear Dave

Goat here. How are you?

Thanks for your advice in the last issue of DIY Ramps MotherFucker (vol 3, issue #6). I thoroughly enjoyed your proposition on cross-beam construction as apposed to taking short-cuts with the cross beams(which so many other ramp builder do!).

My question this month is on a more personal matter. Is it, or is it not, OKAY to give middle aged ladies (possibly moms) sweaty hugs after demo-ing a mini ramp in small coastal towns?

I would appreciate any advice on the matter.

Regards,
Goat

LL Cool GOAT

I remembered this little gem of when the GOAT tried to launch his rapping career, let's just say the Ladies Love a Cool GOAT...

Kalvyn N Dave (Chip N Dale)

Kalvyn and Dave have started a Chippendale Agency. Get hold of them for your next Hen's Party...

The inflatable party GOAT

As we can see from the packaging, the inflatable goat was quite a looker, and to the young GOAT, she was a queen.

You see, many say the young GOAT peaked too early and he lost his horns when he was a mere 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours old. His braces didn't help him with the ladies through his teenage years, but lessons learned did, however, help him to become the fine pedigree GOAT we know today.

Obviously Billy's Goat got the rough end of the stick and she is no longer able to handle the GOATS party tricks. So this is a tribute to the GOAT's first love, may she rest in pieces.

















Young Goat sure was a looker...

often goat and his chick go for walks on the beach or at a park.. here , the paparazzi has caught a glimpse of goat and his illicit side line lover ,( michele powell) , in the park sharing a romantic moment while the chatsworth chommies are grinding and shnogging in the corner keeping a look out....durban days of our lives

the picture on the left are a pair of DISCO HOOF HEELS that were found outside origins over the weekend with PAT DUFF branded underneathe.... these are a limited pair of shoes that are only awarded to a goat who takes it up the anoosh pipe from MR TUMNUS himself !!! yes , our recently joined blogger !!

Pick Me Up (Murth for the Uninspired)

When I'm not pushing I'm snapping.
All photos copyright the GOAT

Finalized Murth Mini upgrade

So after much deliberation, and some maths, we decided the other design was way too hectic.
We laid out the frames and came up with this, dunno about you, but I think it's gonna be killer.

Goat and Friends got so slaughtered at Umhlanga House Party

PACK PICTURE

Warren at VANS recently sent kalvyn and i a stash in one box. Below is a limited edition art piece that we received. There's going to be a big fight over who gets to keep the original. Too funny man.

Go buy the new Session (Issue 43)

The AM has come good for us.

HOW NOW BROWN COW

Besides www.skatedaily.net www.cricinfo.com and www.woostercollective.com i go to http://www.offthewall.tv/  what more do you need skate surf snow cricket music art and some loving.

You looking for a room at Goats Villa?

Guess who learnt how to blog...Murth Welcomes Mr Tumnus

After almost 6 weeks of creating gmail accounts, trying to log in to blogger.com and even creating his own Murth blog (the "unofficial Murth blog") - Mr Tumnus has finally joined us.

All is fair in blogs and bowls my friend.

what our beloved goat does in his/her spare time

as you can see we as ''murth'' love our pets and animals... and have decided to show you a typical day with our goat POOKIE - named by yann.. we are un sure of its gender as you have to examine the sex by inserting your finger into the anal cavity - much the same as a crocodile..(jp jumped to volunteer to do the insertion - so we kicked his ass out - ) we as murth are not into beastiality's so we have left it undecided for the good of mankind . so here is our pookie and above , its just hanging around the neighbourhood ... WE LOVE YOU GOAT

This kind of character display can be seen with our murth PET goat when he stands upon the top of our ramp. . long live the goat

MURTH - if they not wheel spinning out of your car park...your town's not worth skating!

Every Cloud has a Murth lining

I find the best thing to do when you get stressed is just look up at the clouds.
*all photos taken on the GOAT's i-phone 3

MURTH MAG COVERS

Here's a bunch of MURTH magazine covers from over the last 8 years or so.

ABHORRENCE

When we were kids death,thrash,speed whatever metal was our fix. Here's our Bro's band from way back in the day. Throw the horns.

HI HO SILVER

http://www.vimeo.com/19165355
http://www.vimeo.com/18906863
http://www.vimeo.com/18943514

THE HURRICANE

Ladies and Gentlemen we proudly present to you "THE HURRICANE" our man Laz has a thunderous blow that is special to watch. Laz is a man's man and he's not afraid of KFC, the rain or luke warm water. Get some.

Thanks lee for the pics.