The inflatable party GOAT

As we can see from the packaging, the inflatable goat was quite a looker, and to the young GOAT, she was a queen.

You see, many say the young GOAT peaked too early and he lost his horns when he was a mere 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours old. His braces didn't help him with the ladies through his teenage years, but lessons learned did, however, help him to become the fine pedigree GOAT we know today.

Obviously Billy's Goat got the rough end of the stick and she is no longer able to handle the GOATS party tricks. So this is a tribute to the GOAT's first love, may she rest in pieces.

















Young Goat sure was a looker...