LL Cool GOAT

I remembered this little gem of when the GOAT tried to launch his rapping career, let's just say the Ladies Love a Cool GOAT...

Kalvyn N Dave (Chip N Dale)

Kalvyn and Dave have started a Chippendale Agency. Get hold of them for your next Hen's Party...

The inflatable party GOAT

As we can see from the packaging, the inflatable goat was quite a looker, and to the young GOAT, she was a queen.

You see, many say the young GOAT peaked too early and he lost his horns when he was a mere 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours old. His braces didn't help him with the ladies through his teenage years, but lessons learned did, however, help him to become the fine pedigree GOAT we know today.

Obviously Billy's Goat got the rough end of the stick and she is no longer able to handle the GOATS party tricks. So this is a tribute to the GOAT's first love, may she rest in pieces.

















Young Goat sure was a looker...

often goat and his chick go for walks on the beach or at a park.. here , the paparazzi has caught a glimpse of goat and his illicit side line lover ,( michele powell) , in the park sharing a romantic moment while the chatsworth chommies are grinding and shnogging in the corner keeping a look out....durban days of our lives

the picture on the left are a pair of DISCO HOOF HEELS that were found outside origins over the weekend with PAT DUFF branded underneathe.... these are a limited pair of shoes that are only awarded to a goat who takes it up the anoosh pipe from MR TUMNUS himself !!! yes , our recently joined blogger !!